Random Geekiness
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- I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base belongs to you.
- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- The beginning of the programmer's wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program.
- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- The truth is out there... anybody got the URL?
- Computers can never replace human stupidity.
- Bugs come in through open Windows.
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
- I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you.
- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
- Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None. It's a hardware problem.
